Monday, October 04, 2004

What I Learned Over the Weekend

What I Learned Over the Weekend

  1. Taking tequila shots at 4 in the afternoon leads to TROUBLE.
  2. Taking tequila shots at 4 in the afternoon leads to Leslie snuggling up to strangers.
  3. Taking tequila shots at 4 in the afternoon followed by Lemon Drops leads Kiki to get sick in her hand.
  4. Fantasies of duct taping (aka Coppertrapping) people into their apartments never works out.
  5. After 10 vodka shots and 10 vodka sodas it is best to be prepared with a box of kleenex. It is inevitable they will come in handy for one reason or another.
  6. If you try to send your friend home because she's too drunk, she'll just call other friends and meet them out.
  7. If you try to send your friend home because she's too drunk, you should probably join her.
  8. Trying to pass puke on your shirt off as spilt beer only goes over on a few people.
  9. Do not get drunk and make proclamations about loving someone to their best friend.
  10. Especially do not make these proclamations after you have puked on yourself... for the second time.

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