Friday, November 05, 2004

I Got 99 Problems...

I Got 99 Problems...

TO: The Security at 40/40
FROM: A Satisfied Customer
RE: Jay-Z's Fade to Black Afterparty

Dear Sir,
I appreciate many things. I appreciate being walked down a red carpet. I appreciate being let right in. I appreciate not paying a cover. I appreciate you overlooking my grass and wrappers when you dug through my purse. But most of all... I appreciate you feeling me up when you frisked me. It's been awhile, thanks for reminding me!


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