Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Are You There Bag? It's Me Kiki!

Are You There Bag? It's Me Kiki!


Photo courtesy CityRag
I was 26th in line with an 86 minute wait. What happened you ask? I waited on hold for 1 hour, 20 minutes and 36 seconds when someone picked up the line, made a sound like a Wookey and hung up on my ass. This time around I'm 19th in line with a 46 minute wait. The odds I experiece the same results... I'd say strong... to quite strong.

8 Comments:

Blogger its me said...

zey from on probation: kiki, this same exact thing happened to me 2 years ago in amsterdam. i was flying from nyc to amsterdam to istanbul and my luggage ended up in warsaw. thank god at least your shit may actually in in the states. then, KLM lost my luggage on the way back to the states as well. it took the airline about 2 days or so each time to get it to me. the second time, they dropped my bag off at 330am.

January 4, 2005 at 4:08 PM  
Blogger Kiki said...

I've spent approximately 4 hours of the day on hold (including presently) and each time I get an illusive "not sure where they're located". I've been informed that my bags are just 2 of 12,000 so that the situation will not be remedied anytime soon... awesome, let's drink to Bankruptcy. The last lady I spoke with said if she had to guess she'd say they were in Philly... thanks for your help lady, I waited for over an hour just to hear what your "guess" might be.

January 4, 2005 at 4:34 PM  
Blogger Bernie said...

Kiki,

I will buy you all new clothing and all I ask for is a hug.

January 5, 2005 at 10:09 AM  
Blogger Kiki said...

Sounds like a fair trade, Bernie. My bags are still not located, so I can't promise I won't look like even more of a schlub then usual this weekend. I might need to borrow your nycnewyear.com homemade T.

January 5, 2005 at 10:12 AM  
Blogger Kiki said...

It's a GLORIOUS DAY! LaGuardia has just received my bags. Although, they have informed me they will no longer send them to me, nor pay for me to retrieve them. Bastards!

January 5, 2005 at 12:51 PM  
Blogger its me said...

thats bullshit Kiki. call them and demand them to drop them off to you. it's not YOUR fault the AIRLINE fucked up.

January 5, 2005 at 1:06 PM  
Blogger Manhattan Transfer said...

I totally fucking agree. No way they would get me out there. Have them fucking send it write away. At the very least, they owe you free airline tickets.

If you do go, show up naked.

January 5, 2005 at 7:49 PM  
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