Friday, January 21, 2005

Most Appropriate Quote of the Year!!!

Most Appropriate Quote of the Year!!!

Jon Stewart was able to express my anger better than I when commenting on Star “Behemoth” Jones-Reynolds feelings regarding her averting the Tsunami:

Star Jones: God truly blessed me. One month prior I was there.
Jon Stewart: God killed 160,ooo people just cause you weren’t there, that’s not his blessing. My guess is that that was an oversight! Seriously, how far up your own ass do you have to be? I was almost killed in the Kennedy assassination. 6 months before that I was in a convertible!

Also, did anyone else see the photo of Star “Run for Your Lives” Jones-Reynolds on her honeymoon in a bikini and coverup? My eyes still burn and even my unborn children will suffer nightmares from the memory!

19 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Star Jones Reynolds is a fat tub of lard who is married to a greasy haired fag in the closet. Just knowing that she could have been swept away in the tsunami but wasn't is the let down of the year.

January 21, 2005 at 12:23 PM  
Blogger its me said...

did you see her fat ass interviewing people in that puke green dress golden globe night? she repulses me. -zey

January 21, 2005 at 12:25 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

Kiki-

I had another run-in with you last night, only it wasn't you and the girl's friend was so not JdeG.

Surprisingly the "Are you Kiki?" line had them eating out of the palm of my hand, which makes it now 2 for 2 and will likely now make it my "go-to" move, but I just walked away in disappointment that it wasn't you.

Why does this keep happening?

January 21, 2005 at 12:55 PM  
Blogger Kiki said...

The only way that line would have worked last night was if you tossed it out to some chick sitting at home all night watching The OC, all the while enraptured in her personal hand-held Yahtzee (I get bored rather easily and need constant simultaneous means of entertainment).

Let me know if you want our itinerary for the weekend just to make it easier on you. And it looks as if someone has already caught on to my plans for this evening... where there's a photo booth... there's a Kiki (and a Momo, and a Bernie)!

January 21, 2005 at 1:18 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

I wish I could've. I've been known to shake the cup of dice a few times in my day. Did you tape O.C. for me? Not that I even have a VHS player to watch it but did I miss anything good? Did Alex and Coop get after each other?

January 21, 2005 at 1:42 PM  
Blogger Kiki said...

DVR, my dear, sweet, little, naive Jimmy. I have the entire library catalogued of OC, Laguna Beach, etc. I use to hold on to my Amish in the City, but Mose eventually came into his own and it wasn't as funny anymore.

Side note: I just read on TV Tome that Lo Bosworth (Laguna Beach) is dating Frankie Muniz... I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD!

January 21, 2005 at 1:54 PM  
Blogger Kiki said...

Also, indeed the brick (or carpet as it were) was laid last night for a little Coop on Alex love affair. They huddled under a blanket and made eyes.

January 21, 2005 at 2:02 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

Can I come over and eat sandwiches and watch your entire DVR library? I will not try and make eyes with you, I promise. If that doesn't work, I am open to even arranging something while you are at work.

Is this crossing the line of internet friends or is this okay?

January 21, 2005 at 2:45 PM  
Blogger Matterial Boy said...

The world really would be a better place without Star Jones.

/Out to buy the latest issue of Star.

January 22, 2005 at 4:45 PM  
Blogger Kiki said...

Jimmy-
Of course you can come over and eat sandwiches. Bernie will probably ask to get in on that. Just don't touch the Yahtzee, that's the only rule. I dominated last night with a championship score of 542!

Also, I've begun my catalogue of "Super Sweet 16". I see real promise there!
-Kiks

January 24, 2005 at 11:05 AM  
Blogger Miss A said...

What is she talking about?

She honeymooned in Dubai -- in the Persian Gulf.

Nowhere near where the tsunami hit.

January 24, 2005 at 7:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kiki,

Can you post something new? Weekend? Having withdrawal.

January 26, 2005 at 2:55 PM  
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January 26, 2005 at 11:38 PM  
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I love my super sweet 16!

Did you see the arabian nights girl yet? "Dior is cloooooosed. I hate this!!!" "If I don't get my range rover I am never speaking to my parents again!!" hahahahaha. How about the fat girl who dumps her geeky boyfriend because she thinks she is going to become popular overnight? Priceleeeess.

And the IJC said he was done writing on this subject. Look at all the material that is out there!

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