Wednesday, February 09, 2005

My mom always said it was good to set goals and with this latest turn of events in my life, I’ve found something to focus on. Thanks to Bernie, I’ve been able to scientifically identify my level of sluttiness. I’ve weighed in at a dismal and paltry 58%! What a joke! It’s clearly my lack of anal that’s put me in pre-K on this one. I now know it’s time to bear down so to speak and focus my energy on the goal at hand. Well... I best be off, I’ve made steps to rectify this embarrassment and have an appointment to suck off the Puerto Rican mail guy in the paper closet!


Blogger Bernie said...

"I’ve made steps to rectify this embarrassment and have an appointment to suck off the Puerto Rican mail guy in the paper closet!"

One of the Top 17 funniest things I have ever read.

FYI: 70% here

February 9, 2005 at 11:20 AM  
Blogger its me said...

i'm 69% -Zey

February 9, 2005 at 4:10 PM  
Blogger Kiki said...

GOD! Do you know what it's like to work hard at something literally your ENTIRE life only to have everyone steal your thunder! I feel so fucking cheated!

February 9, 2005 at 4:14 PM  
Blogger Jimmy said...

Dude, ironically I was also a 58% which made me think that the poll was fixed at that number. I, too, voted "yes" to fantasizing about being raped, thinking that may be the only way I could get action.

That might be in the top 17 creepiest things I've ever said. I apologize.

February 9, 2005 at 9:21 PM  
Blogger Kiki said...

So wait, saying yes to that is creepy? Uh... noted!

February 10, 2005 at 9:49 AM  
Blogger Bernie said...

That was a messed up question. I answered no but now that I think about it the answer is yes. Better take the test again.

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