HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! ... dread...HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! ... dread...
Born today, you have grand aspirations and will work toward the big things throughout your lifetime. Driven to explore the world around you in great depth and detail, you will very likely travel extensively while young, and even during your later years until you have reason to settle down for good. One of those individuals who seems capable of doing anything the very first time, you enjoy jumping into new endeavors with great enthusiasm and determination -- unfortunately, without preparation far too often. As a result, you may encounter more than your share of danger in your lifetime.
You seem to be always looking out for the underdog no matter what else you may be doing at a given time. You will spend time and money to better the lives of those around you when you are given the opportunity to do so. You are quick to learn and quick to pass on lessons to others.
Today is a dark day. Doom has set in. For this is the day... dum, dum, DUM... I turn 26! Those that know me should be aware, I'm keeping a list of who's wished me a good one as of yet, and maybe someone wants to inform my parents, as neither have bothered to place a call on what should be the happiest and most memorable day of their lives. Anyway... thank you thus far to (in order - for future referece one should know this is how I rank future favors):
-Brandon (about a week early)
-Rand, my brother (9am)
-Flora, coworker (9am)
-Meagan (a girl I went to college with and have spoken to once since) (9:15am)
-Kelley Miller (11:19am)
-Kelly Brady (3:00pm)
And in case anyone has put off purchasing me their gift (as if), I'll include a few things from my registery that I've deemed necessary:
-Creme de la Mer
-Gift certificates to Suzette Sundae, Screaming Mimi's, Sephora, and Housing Works
-Lasik eye surgery
-Unlimited purchasing acess to Ebay
-Shares of stock in Botox
Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like. - Will Rogers